Red Carpet!

...this isn't what it sounds like. You don't have to be of the ginger persuasion or fancy only the firecrotch. If you just LURVE the Oscars and everything about them, or if you just need a really good excuse to dress up in that little black dress, check out the Center on Halsted's Oscar Party!

*Red Carpet Reception 6:00 PM*
*Oscar Telecast Begins 7:00 PM*

Celebrity Tables of 8 - $1,500
--Includes première table seating, champagne and 8 complimentary raffle tickets

Producer Tickets - $125
--Includes premiere telecast seating and a complimentary raffle ticket

Director Tickets - $75
--Includes a complimentary raffle ticket

You get to look fabulous, enjoy complimentary cocktails and hors d’oeuvres all night, and party in a fuckin ballroom! Bid silently on auction thingies. Or not silently.

CHEER FOR MILK!

No need for a tie.

...or you can wear one, whatever.

Really, anything goes for "The Hottest Black Bra Party Ever," thrown by Chix Mix Productions. In case you haven't ever been to a Chix Mix party, allow me to explain.

These girls throw club-circuit parties/annual events that are undoubtedly the biggest lesbian parties in Chicago. We've been to a few ourselves, and we'll definitely be at the Black Bra Party.

WHO: girls
WHEN: Friday, February 20
WHERE: Circuit (3641 N. Halsted)
$5 cover 9-10pm
$7 cover 10-12am
$10 cover after midnight

...so come early!

It's That Time Again...

Can you even believe it's here? Well, pinch yourself. And then after you do that, head over to Circuit Nightclub (3641 N. Halsted) and get in line for a screening spectacular of the premiere. This is all going down this Sunday, and while the show starts at 8pm, we suggest you get there when doors open at 7... hell, we're getting there at 5. We'll be damned if we miss this. Don't cut in front of us. Seriously.

Care for delicious eye candy whilst you await this shindig in agony all week (and weekend)?

The L Word cast at the Season 5 premiere party in West Hollywood

For information on the party, please go here. The event is hosted by the Human Rights Campaign, and while you don't have to, please please please consider making a donation while you're there. If you spot either of us there on Sunday, ask me (Jenna) to lift up my shirt and I will. Jenn promises not to get mad. Because I will proudly display my HRC tattoo:

Hungry?

Of course you are. Ravenous lesbians. May we simply suggest the hands-down-best-farking-omelets-we've-ever-had little dining establishment known as Urban Cafe?

If you didn't already see on the bottom of the flyer, it's located at 1467 W. Irving Park Rd.

Urban Cafe is owned by Chef Jenny, an out lesbian who is a leader in our community. Having previously established the lgbt brunch hotspot Cafe Too, Urban Cafe is no different. And as a key Jenny side note she was also expected to be part of the opening night of the Gay Games, hosted by Chicago in 2006, when her partner went into labor with their daughter...awwww!

So if any of you have ever heard the phrase "lesbians eat their own" let's turn it around and try these truly delectable menu options!

You Should Be Used To This Now.

Because every Friday there's a DOLLHOUSE party at Wicker Well (1637 W. North Ave.)!

The countdown tonight is:

3 DJs (Unique, Rola & J. Cabrera),

2 hot go-go dancers,

$1 jello shots,

0 cover 9pm-2am.

TAKE OFF!

Lipstick Club

Think Fridays are for calling in sick? Well, you're absolutely right they are! Especially because every Thursday evening at 10pm at Mary's Attic (Hamburger Mary's), you can party with Chicago's "finest females" until the wee hours of the morning, just a few before you should be getting ready for work...

The site describes the weekly event as such: "Take me Home Productions presents the hottest Ladies Night in Andersonville. DJ Sapphire and DJKT spin the best Hip-Hop, House and Electro tunes."

PLUS!!!!
$2 jello shots, $3 Lite draft and $4 well drinks. AND NO FARKIN' COVER.

For you lazy asses who won't bother to google it.. Hamburger Mary's is located at 5400 N. Clark.

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